I MET ANOTHER KANKRI ON OMEGLE. BUT WE COULDN’T SEE EACH OTHER??? SO WE DECIDED TO RESTART AND GET ON THE “KANKRI” TAG BECAUSE WE WANTED TO SEE EACH OTHER. BUT MY QUEST IS UNFRUITFUL. ARE YOU OUT THERE BEAUTIFUL CREATURE????
THIS BITCH DOESN’T FUCK AROUND WITH HER PIRATE SWAG. SHE’S GOT A SWORD AN’ EVERYTHING!!
Heh, cute little Harry Potter reference right? Well let’s look at it a little more closely:
who do we know that might fit that description? Admittedly it’s a bit of a stretch but well, he does use a wand:
It was previously mentioned that if one were to even know Lord English’s name, they would understand terror no human ever has:
Similarly, in their most recent conversation, Caliborn tells Jake that if he knew his name he would “Shit his pants harder than any human ever has”
Lord English was only able to enter the trolls universe because the alpha troll scratched their session. In fact a glitch initiated by English made the scratch inevitable:
And let’s not forget about Damara’s role in the session:
Need I remind you that are THREE characters from Cronus’ session in league with Lord English?
Perhaps it’s a little naive to take all of Cronus’ story as the truth, but you can’t say it’s entirely without merit either. And it looks like he may have had something to with the reason Caliborn first sealed himself in Cal.
Yes, I know, another title test seems pretty redundant at this point. A lot of people enjoy thepageofhopes’s Homestuck Title Test, and they have good reason to! It’s very well thought-out and quite consistent. But since the creation of that test, new information has been revealed in the comic itself that calls into question some of the assumptions made, and of course, there’s always the sticky situation of fanon titles. I wanted to take a title test that adhered to what we know of canon Classpects as strictly as possible while still basing its analysis in valid psychological assessments. And then I thought, well, I’m kind of a hobbyist psychologist, so…
Here it is, a brand-new 3.5-part Homestuck Title Test!
Really great ideas here check it out. I got Prince of Heart, I be Dirk…Source: inaniloquacity
Like “OMG HE’S SUCH A DOUCHEBAG!!!” and like, I don’t think he’s even acting that different from how he normally does. He hasn’t changed, the only thing that has changed is that now he can see his friends irl. I guess you could say he just doesn’t really know any other way to interact with people and could accuse him of not adapting well, that’s fair. But to say his turned into an asshole “all of a sudden” isn’t fair, he’s just acting the same way he always has. And honestly I don’t think he’s really much of a people person in the first place, I mean just think about how Grandpa Harley lived his life (alone)
Yesterday at Wal-Mart I found the perfect piece of tacky holiday clothing for all your Christmas themed meetup needs
because I think it’s pretty excellent
so far all the pre-scratch trolls are obnoxious tumblr personalities….and that leaked sprite of damara wears what appears to be a school girl outfit…. weaboo. I’M FUCKING CALLING IT!
(and now I’ll be horribly wrong or someone will point out something that I forgot or whatever ><)